Vin Diesel has many faces in his arsenal of acting, the number one and two spots being filled by punching and and firing a gun. But that’s not the only thing Vin is capable of.  He is very good at angry and confused and that weird thing he does when he screws his face up that can fall anywhere on the scale between grumpy cat and Anne Hathaway crying in Les Mis. He occasionally throws in smug too.

A Man Apart – this is the most angry Vin has ever been in his life. So angry he might actually chew his own face off.

The Pacifier – nothing confuses Vin Diesel more than a baby.

A Man Apart again- confused and sad 

Fast Five – the closest Vin has ever gotten to a rom-com. You two, just kiss already!

The Fast And The Furious – that  weird mouth breathing face. Really not sure what is going on here.


Chronicles Of Riddick – a perfect combination of that face and angry

Chronicles Of Riddick again – most definitely confused

Boiler Room – Smugface!

xXx – no wonder he is confused, do you know how difficult this movie is to search for on the internet??

The Fast And The Furious again – don’t think he is intentional aiming for angry here but I would be reluctant to take his hand just in case he ripped it straight out of the socket. 
Pitch Black – that face again, gormless yet slightly attractive.

Babylon AD – he is angry, it is about to kick off, just you wait.

Fast Five again – its a little bit angry, a little bit confused and a whole lot of grumpy cat.

Fast and Furious 3 Tokyo Drift – ‘Of course I’m smug, I have every right to be, my 20 second cameo is the best thing about the entire movie.’

Ever wondered what Vin Diesel would look like if was a hipster? Well give him a trendy haircut and a hipster beard and actually he looks like Tom Hardy pondering life. 

Chronicles Of Riddick again – he is one angry dude with silver eyes.
Fast and Furious – never give a confused man a shotgun, it will end badly.

Saving Private Ryan – it’s that face again.

xXx again – Smug because he has spotted his own reflection in the car window. ‘Looking good Vinnie!’  

Fast and Furious – I don’t know which number F&F this is but he is either really angry or preparing for a sandwich eating competition.