Category Archives: Weekly Roundup

Weekly Roundup – 23 Apr 17

Another round of premieres for a movie staring Chris Pratt means another collection of photos of Chris Pratt looking uncomfortable and not knowing what to do with his hands.  But he has a new pose in addition to the ‘doing up my button’ pose … He

Weekly Roundup – 15 Apr 17

The cropped haircut, the vicar hands, the colour co-ordinated trouser suit. I don’t think it is my imagination, I think Gemma Arterton is deliberately imitating Julie Andrews.    Who wants to tell Carrie Underwood she has her trousers on backwards?   Pixie Lott is tired of

Weekly Roundup – 04 Apr 17

The villain to be featured in Spider-Man Homecoming is Vulture, while I appreciate that they are going for that furry ruff  thing from his costume, really it looks like Vin Diesel has seriously let himself go, hasn’t been to the gym for a year and

Weekly Roundup – 27 Mar 17

Has Cara Delevingne been hanging around Karl Lagerfeld for too long? Yes. Personally I think 30 minutes would be long enough with Lagerfeld I imagine he smells of cats, ashtrays and the Imperial War Museum.    Rebecca Ferguson has got a wedding to officiate later, so

Weekly Roundup – 14 Mar 17

So this scruffy fella who reminds me of a perfect mix of Harry Potter and Angelos Epithemiou, is another Hadid – Anwar, here dressed head to toe in Derelicte. Fashion inspired by Star Wars found here. It is a bit of a stretch to say the

Weekly Roundup – 03 Mar 17

Alicia Keys doing some interpretive Beetlejuice outfit styling.    Now Orlando Bloom is back in the market for a rich wife, he is back trawling the beaches of Malibu to hook a wealthy bird. He is sucking in that belly and working that sand like

Weekly Roundup – 23 Feb 17

When you are so busy having fake fun, you don’t realise you are pulling the same face as the carousel horse.   When Emma Watsons dress has too much fabric and Angela Sarafyans dress doesn’t have enough, you put them together and you get a

Weekly Roundup – 17 Feb 17

I think Bella Hadid is psychically calling her cyborg dolphin to come and pick her up from the gym, Johnny Mnemonic style.   Don’t you just hate it when someone makes it obvious that they have been Facebook stalking you? Also at the Baftas, everyone

Weekly Roundup – 07 Feb 17

We all saw the plethora of Winona Ryders facial expressions last week, and while I agree with her, everyone was a little bit too excited and while earnest, it is still a bit too much. But have you seen this photo? Because it explains everything.

Weekly Roundup – 27 Jan 17

It’s a slow going out there this week, but did you notice Justin Bieber? Those pointed boots, that haircut and those figure hugging jeans. I haven’t seen him look this much like a lesbian since he took Selena to the prom.   What about the poster