Weekly Roundup – 23 Feb 17

When you are so busy having fake fun, you don’t realise you are pulling the same face as the carousel horse.


When Emma Watsons dress has too much fabric and Angela Sarafyans dress doesn’t have enough, you put them together and you get a perfect full set of king size white bedding.


The only person who can suck in their belly better that Ellie Goulding is David Hasselhoff, and he is a pro. 


Turn and face the wall Nicole Scherzinger, and think about what you have done. 


I don’t really know who The 1975 are but I think they may have enjoyed What We Do In The Shadows a little bit too much. 

Jared Leto is Derelicte.