Tag Archives: Ryan Reynolds

Life – review

A team of astronauts stationed at ISS have been tasked with determining if the dust found on Mars is actually evidence of life. Er … yes as this dust is actually alive and ends up wanting to eat your face off. The word that springs

Weekly Roundup – 27 Mar 17

Has Cara Delevingne been hanging around Karl Lagerfeld for too long? Yes. Personally I think 30 minutes would be long enough with Lagerfeld I imagine he smells of cats, ashtrays and the Imperial War Museum.    Rebecca Ferguson has got a wedding to officiate later, so

Weekly Roundup – 16 Dec 16

Last week she was an Everton Mint, this week I am getting Dracula vibes, anyone else see it? (Apart from the sunlight obviously).   The other week we already established that Conor McGregor may not be all that bright because he was unsure about what

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The Many Faces Of Ryan Reynolds

Ryan Reynolds has two very tried and trusted … well they aren’t exactly faces and they definitely aren’t acting techniques, they are more like reliable Ryan Reynolds tropes. We have 1) he knows how to handle a gun and 2) he knows how to take

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Weekly Roundup – 17 Mar 16

What the hell is going on in this photo? Yes it features two of the most smugish faces from smugville but in addition to that, why has Ansel Elgort gone to a movie premier with a towel around his neck? He isn’t Rocky. And what

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Deadpool – review

After an experimental treatment by bad guys prevents Wade Wilson from dying of cancer and gives him a healing factor, it also makes him ugly, so Deadpool is created and he uses guns, knives and jokes in order to try and get revenge on the bad guy

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Eyebrow scale – male edition

We all know by now that Eyebrow Heartthrob Lee Pace has the best, most expressive eyebrows in the business. But you can’t just slap on a pair of face slugs and expect them do all the work. Big eyebrows or small it doesn’t matter, just

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Weekly Roundup – 24 Sep 15

I am familiar with this … in your pajamas, getting ready for bed and you get your hair brush stuck in you hair and you panic. You end up in this position. (Blame all that Grey Goose) Luckily most of us don’t have a spiteful

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Blake Lively Sells Beauty Stuff, All Of It

According to the L’Oreal website Blake is a Hollywood rising star… But she isn’t busy. With only one film in the last three years, a rising star should be all over town. Blake is better known for wearing nice clothes and shoes and make up

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Ryan Reynolds sells face cream

Ryan Reynolds may be the face of L’Oreal Paris Men Expert, but what does this mean exactly? If you look on the L’Oreal website it demonstrates that Ryan Reynolds shares many a quality with a woodland nymph – spirited, rugged and wit-blessed. Well we know