Tag Archives: Ellie Goulding

Weekly Roundup – 03 Mar 17

Alicia Keys doing some interpretive Beetlejuice outfit styling.    Now Orlando Bloom is back in the market for a rich wife, he is back trawling the beaches of Malibu to hook a wealthy bird. He is sucking in that belly and working that sand like

Weekly Roundup – 23 Feb 17

When you are so busy having fake fun, you don’t realise you are pulling the same face as the carousel horse.   When Emma Watsons dress has too much fabric and Angela Sarafyans dress doesn’t have enough, you put them together and you get a

Weekly Roundup – 17 Feb 17

I think Bella Hadid is psychically calling her cyborg dolphin to come and pick her up from the gym, Johnny Mnemonic style.   Don’t you just hate it when someone makes it obvious that they have been Facebook stalking you? Also at the Baftas, everyone

Weekly Roundup – 16 Dec 16

Last week she was an Everton Mint, this week I am getting Dracula vibes, anyone else see it? (Apart from the sunlight obviously).   The other week we already established that Conor McGregor may not be all that bright because he was unsure about what

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Weekly Roundup – 24 November 16

Have you ever wondered what Robert Pattinson would look like if he decided to go chav instead of hipster? I give you Mac Miller. I am actually shocked that this guy isn’t British, I’m sure I’ve seen him on Jeremy Kyle before.   When you

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Rain in music videos

Previously we have talked about rain in the movies, so now we should probably turn our attention to rain in music videos. The classic use of rain in music videos is rain through a window. Cars, high-rise apartments both work well. If your sad and

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Weekly Roundup – 16 August 16

In an uncertain future where we face a future with the prospect Donald Trump becoming the president of the USA, it is reassuring to know that as somethings in the world change, Diane Kruger still loves her favourite hat. See here and here.   Well

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Weekly Roundup – 31 May 16

ET would like to make his phone call now please.   Don’t you just hate it when you’re in your pajamas getting ready for bed and you realise you are out of toothpaste? So you grab your coat and nip down to the shops to

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Ellie Goulding Loves to point

Ellie Goulding sure does love to point. When she is singing she can’t wait to get that little pointy finger in the air. She points straight up.   She points to the right.   She points to the left.   She points like she is

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Singers who love banding a drum

If it is one thing Ellie Goulding loves more than going to the gym and instagram. It is banging on a drum when on stage. I mean she is not content with singing, pointing and playing guitar on stage she also shows us her prowess