Tag Archives: Ed Sheeran

Celebrities love dressing as Freddy Krueger

Why anybody would wear any item of clothing that is horizontal red and black stripes and it not be an awesome Halloween costume is beyond me. The stripey jumper is synonymous with Freddy Krueger. But unless you are a nightmare demon with a clawed right hand

Weekly Roundup – 07 Jan 17

  I didn’t realise Seth Rogen was quite as ginger as he is, and then I realised it was Ed Sheeran.   Maybe pregnant, bathroom yoga would be more impressive if you didn’t have to lean against a Ikea Frode folding chair and you didn’t

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Weekly Roundup – 20 May 15

Sam Smith appears to be modelling himself on a sex robot from the future. Strange choice but each to their own I guess.   Giselle, just no. You know the rules by now … a) are you Simon Pheonix from Demolition Man – No b)

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Weekly Roundup – 23 January 15

Ellie Goulding really doesn’t know what she is doing, a fur hat and bra combo? She needs to open those hotel room curtains, take a look outside and dress appropriately. At least she has good dental hygiene however.   Poor Ed Sheeran, he is small,

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Odd Couple – Ellie Goulding and the one from McFly that won I’m A Celeb

Are they dating, who knows? Ellie Goulding, in addition to her singing voice sounding a bit like my dog  after he has drunk a drop too much Guinness, seriously I should record it. She often holds hands with a boy or even just sits next

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Boys wearing necklaces is just wrong

Its just wrong. I turn again to my friend Ed Sheeran.   He wakes up in the morning,opens the jewelry box and decides which of the many leather chokers to accompany his dirty, old, holey t-shirt. All that effort is sure to make the girls swoon.   He looks

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Is Ed Sheeran a Hobbit or just yuk?

The fluffy ginger hair, the insipid grin. I think he may be a Hobbit. Even Bilbo has better dress sense.  Double points for wearing a horrible boy necklace that also makes you look like a vicar. You’d never catch Bilbo at the Olympic closing ceremony dressed