Tag Archives: Ed Sheeran

Weekly Roundup – 07 Jan 17

  I didn’t realise Seth Rogen was quite as ginger as he is, and then I realised it was Ed Sheeran.   Maybe pregnant, bathroom yoga would be more impressive if you didn’t have to lean against a Ikea Frode folding chair and you didn’t

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Weekly Roundup – 20 May 15

Sam Smith appears to be modelling himself on a sex robot from the future. Strange choice but each to their own I guess.   Giselle, just no. You know the rules by now … a) are you Simon Pheonix from Demolition Man – No b)

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Weekly Roundup – 23 January 15

Ellie Goulding really doesn’t know what she is doing, a fur hat and bra combo? She needs to open those hotel room curtains, take a look outside and dress appropriately. At least she has good dental hygiene however.   Poor Ed Sheeran, he is small,

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Odd Couple – Ellie Goulding and the one from McFly that won I’m A Celeb

Are they dating, who knows? Ellie Goulding, in addition to her singing voice sounding a bit like my dog  after he has drunk a drop too much Guinness, seriously I should record it. She often holds hands with a boy or even just sits next

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Boys wearing necklaces is just wrong

Its just wrong. I turn again to my friend Ed Sheeran.   He wakes up in the morning,opens the jewelry box and decides which of the many leather chokers to accompany his dirty, old, holey t-shirt. All that effort is sure to make the girls swoon.   He looks

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Is Ed Sheeran a Hobbit or just yuk?

The fluffy ginger hair, the insipid grin. I think he may be a Hobbit. Even Bilbo has better dress sense.  Double points for wearing a horrible boy necklace that also makes you look like a vicar. You’d never catch Bilbo at the Olympic closing ceremony dressed