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Boys wearing necklaces is just wrong

Its just wrong. I turn again to my friend Ed Sheeran.   He wakes up in the morning,opens the jewelry box and decides which of the many leather chokers to accompany his dirty, old, holey t-shirt. All that effort is sure to make the girls swoon.   He looks

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Where are my dragons?

Well if she stopped shouting and had a little think about it. She’d probably find them, they are everywhere. Shes got one on her back. He haz dragon ballz She has a dragon for a best friend. They have an angry dragon. That lives in

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Taylor Swift has a plan, she’s not a ho just for fun you know

Sweet innocent Taylor Swift may try and trick us all into thinking that cartoon birds braid her hair but its really obvious shes a big ho-bag. Shes dated 13 different guys in 4 years. I can’t be bothered to list them all. So they have a 3

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If all chavs were like Magic Mike the world would be better

I’m the first person to call out that chavs are gross and I cross the road to avoid them and their bad orthodontics. Unless you’re sick and have left the house for food and/or medicine there is no reason to wear jog pants outside. No

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Madonnas Jacket

The first thing I’m going to do when my time machine arrives is to go back to 1985 pick up an official Desperately Seeking Susan Jacket. That will make me the coolest person ever, for reals. That jacket is so amazing I thought the one

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Dr Who where have I seen you before?

  Now I remember, its that inspirational 1985 story of an ugly boy with Cher for a mother, Mask.   Matt Smith may think he’s hot but he actually looks like the back end of a honey badger.

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Mcfly are not cool

They may have been to the gym, joined weight watchers and got inked but it won’t make you popular if you dress like a bunch of hobbits.They must have ditched Merry in the car park too. Or he got distracted by a cookie.

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Chris Pine Melon Head

Is it just me or does this guy have the biggest head you’ve ever seen?    

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Tom Hardy was in Grease 2

Kablam! Nucleoid War! He’s smoking, he’s staring. It must be him. Everyones favorite T-Bird from Grease 2, Louis DiMucci aka Tom Hardy

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I know its Bieber but I like it

Any song that can get Fondue, the king of all table top cuisine, into its lyrics is alright by me. Lets face it, Fondue + song = rare achievement