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Whats wrong with British television? Downton Abbey

You know I quite enjoyed the first season of Downton Abbey, but success has clearly gone to its head. It has gotten progressively worse and is now truly dire. Season 2 managed to steam through the first world war in only 2 episodes. A massive world changing

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Nobody likes Shia LaBeouf

How can one annoying little dweeb be so untalented and unlikable yet still manage to become one of the most profitable actors in hollywood,  returning $35.80 for every dollar he is paid, apparently. For one, the boy has daddy issues. And not because he spends

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Guilty Pleasures – Speed Racer

Aimed squarely at the under-10s this movie got lost  in 2008 and totally bombed. It being so different from the Wachowskis previous films, The Matrix and V for Vendetta, I guess making it appeal to adults was never going to happen. I love the way

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Most Anticipated Movies of 2013

Here are a few of my most anticipated Films of 2013, which probably means they’ll turn out to be rubbish and really disappointing. Stoker The English language debut of Park Chan-Wook. Looks creepy, atmospheric and a bit Hitchcockian. Not about vampires. Good cast. Love the Poster. Oddly, its written

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Celebrity must haves – a skanky mutt

Have you noticed that its not sufficient to just adopt any dog nowadays, it must be the ugliest  skankiest looking old mutt you’ve ever seen. Seriously its like they go to the dog pound and pick the one that’s been there not only the longest but also has

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Justin Timberlake – Give your stylist a raise, he’s earned it

If it wasn’t for the long hours worked by Justin Timberlakes stylist the whole world would know the truth. This guy is a big nerd. Has no one else noticed? Back when he used to dress himself, in the N’sync days,  he made terrible terrible

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Odd Couple – an Olsen twin and the French ex-presidents brother

How exactly did a former child star and the half brother of the former president of France meet exactly? This strange combination must be the result  blackmail, tax evasion or something to do with illegal fur trading?  Money must have exchanged hands in return for

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Lincoln – Review

  After the very first 20 seconds of shockingly dry exposition text I thought to my self. ‘Wow this is going to be a long film’. This has to be the dullest movie I’ll watch all year. Yes DD-L is so very method, his voice,

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Why is Lilly Kane the famous one and Veronica Mars not?

I love Veronica Mars, even if the third season is a bit rubbish. More on that some time. I don’t understand why Kristen Bell is not more famous. Why is it that the most successful person from the show is not VM herself, but her

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Guilty Pleasures – Bring It On

    When theres nothing on TV, its raining and its sunday afternoon. This is the film to watch. Its frothy fun that you don’t have to pay that much attention to. From its fast paced opening to Hey Mickey at the end credits, its