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The law of boyband and the problem with The Wanted

As I’ve talked about before there are a number of rules all boybands conform to in order for us to understand which one is which. There has to be : The gay one (in the closet by the record label) The talent (the one that does

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Olympus Has Fallen – review

  This movie has shot to the top of the list as the contender to be the worst film of the year.  I expected it to be bad, but it was truly awful. And not in a so bad its good way.  What shocks me

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Fast and Furious 6 – review

Fast and Furious 6 is like a highly refined, full of sugar bar of chocolate. You know its not very good for you, its kind of cheap and you wouldn’t be able to exist on it alone, but you know exactly what you are getting

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Weekly Roundup – 21 May 13

darn … there goes my theory. In the same room at the same time, I guess they can’t be the same person after all. Also what is with Biebers leather on leather outfit. Maybe he secretly dreams of being a farrier back in Ontario.  Also

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The Many Faces of Nicolas Cage

It causes me much internal turmoil debating Nicolas Cage. There’s the obvious questions of NCs acting ability, whether Nicolas Cage  and his particular acting tropes of choice ‘The Stare’ and ‘Horse Teeth’ are worthy of their own trademark. And there’s the important question of who

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Dead Man Down – review

I’ll start off by saying that the poster is more dynamic than the film actually  is. So the poster is selling Dead Man Down on being by the director and star of  the original Swedish version of TGWTDT. It is nowhere near as clever as

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Nicole Scherzinger loves fame, needs money, will do anything. That’s mullerlicious.

There is so much content in just 30 brief seconds of advertisement, where to begin. Sherzy loves yogurt like Chris Brown loves Stella Artois. The fact that Shirtlifter calls a yogurt ‘my precious’. She maybe loves the yog a bit too much. That she thinks ‘little

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Zero Dark Thirty – review

Zero Dark Thirty is about the decade long manhunt for Osama Bin Laden. It is directed by Kathryn Bigelow, its her second military/political thriller after The Hurt Locker, but is it any good? I was worried beforehand that the overall tone of the film would

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Wu Xia or Swordsmen or Dragon – review

This movie of many names is called Wu Xia, Swordsmen and Dragon I have seen posters called all three names, from here I shall call it Wu Xia. Being a fan of many types of martial arts films from Zhang Yimous wu xia films, to

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The Fall – review

The Fall was made in 2006 and until a few weeks ago I had never heard of it. How was this possible? The Fall is one of the most gorgeous films I have ever seen. The story is set in an LA hospital in the early 20th