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The more annoying the person the more they like air guitar.

I have a not so irrational hatred of all things air guitar. It is embarrassing for all involved, the participant and the onlookers. I have also noticed that people who are irritating are the most fond of air guitar, especially on stage. This may be linked to

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Odd Couple – Mariah Carey and anyone who is not a mirror

I know shes married and all, but I think its only because convention dictates that you can’t actually marry yourself. She must spend at least 15 hours a day staring longingly into the mirror and the remaining 9 hours bathing in donkey milk. As long

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Flight – Review

Denzel plays a unlikable douchebag, who happens to be a booze hound and coke sniffer. But put him in a plane and if ever a wiz there was, he is a wiz. Cool, calm and cocky. Even if he is drunk, he can still land a plane

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Odd Couple – Jennifer Lawrence and that weird kid from about a boy

I know I’m late to the party on this one as they have broken up now, but it was only a matter of time anyhow. She is like an 8 and he is barely a 4. All I can see is that really weird kid

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Whats wrong with British television? Downton Abbey

You know I quite enjoyed the first season of Downton Abbey, but success has clearly gone to its head. It has gotten progressively worse and is now truly dire. Season 2 managed to steam through the first world war in only 2 episodes. A massive world changing

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Nobody likes Shia LaBeouf

How can one annoying little dweeb be so untalented and unlikable yet still manage to become one of the most profitable actors in hollywood,  returning $35.80 for every dollar he is paid, apparently. For one, the boy has daddy issues. And not because he spends

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Guilty Pleasures – Speed Racer

Aimed squarely at the under-10s this movie got lost  in 2008 and totally bombed. It being so different from the Wachowskis previous films, The Matrix and V for Vendetta, I guess making it appeal to adults was never going to happen. I love the way

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Most Anticipated Movies of 2013

Here are a few of my most anticipated Films of 2013, which probably means they’ll turn out to be rubbish and really disappointing. Stoker The English language debut of Park Chan-Wook. Looks creepy, atmospheric and a bit Hitchcockian. Not about vampires. Good cast. Love the Poster. Oddly, its written

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Celebrity must haves – a skanky mutt

Have you noticed that its not sufficient to just adopt any dog nowadays, it must be the ugliest  skankiest looking old mutt you’ve ever seen. Seriously its like they go to the dog pound and pick the one that’s been there not only the longest but also has

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Justin Timberlake – Give your stylist a raise, he’s earned it

If it wasn’t for the long hours worked by Justin Timberlakes stylist the whole world would know the truth. This guy is a big nerd. Has no one else noticed? Back when he used to dress himself, in the N’sync days,  he made terrible terrible