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When you wear glasses in the movies, it implies intelligence – Actor Edition

There are always shortcuts that movies use, to let us, the stupid audience, know whats going on. You know … when a woman runs  off to the bathroom to be sick, shes preggo. Well slap a pair of specs to an actor and suddenly they

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Odd Couple – Giovanni Ribisi and that English model with short hair who wants to be an actress so bad

After a veritable whirlwind romance of 2 months these two residents of kookyville got hitched. Maybe their eyes met over their shared love of crunchy peanut butter? Don’t you think he has one of those faces of a creepy weirdo (eyes too close together), like you’d

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Everyone hates Anne Hathaway. Let me tell you why

  So it turns out that the only people as unpopular as Anne Hathaway are Piers Morgan and gingers along with self loathing of course. This is as told by google, it is therefore internet fact.   Disliking Anne Hathaway has not been a new

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Stoker – review

This is the first film I’ve watched off my most anticipated list of 2013. This movie revolves around India, shes an oddball, her father has just died, her mother is icy cold and a mysterious and strange Uncle Charlie turns up and moves in. Essentially

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Weekly Roundup – 07 March 13

Beyonce keeps it real by pretending to be a zombiePrincess Kate must hold onto the tiny pillow up her jumper or it might just fall out Your hair may be short Miley but if its covered in peroxide and you get in the pool, it

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Top 10 Bad things that can happen when you use a bathroom in the movies

True Romance – Getting punchedThere are a lot of bathroom scenes in True Romance and something bad usually happens after Clarence leaves the bathroom. This scene of Alabama getting beaten up is so horrible and uncomfortable to watch. But when ‘bama gets her own back.

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Odd Couple – Marc Anthony and the girl whose dad owns Topshop

Thats the ex husband of JLo and not Julius Caesars BFF. He may look like he has a slight heroin problem but this necklace wearing little dude is the biggest selling tropical salsa artist of all time. She is 21 and gets lots of free

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Britneys Dog Is More Popular Than You

I saw on Twitter the other day that #hannahspearsfollowme was trending. I thought to my self why the sudden interest in that girl who was in S Club 7? Who has a side project in  socialising with dinosaurs. Sidenote: Never try and hustle raptors at

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Killer Joe – review

I though this film was going to be one of those hidden gems that got missed on its initial release but is actually really good, well its not one of those. Don’t get me wrong it was a solid 3 stars, but no hidden masterpiece here. It has

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A Good Day to Die Hard – Review

I can’t really make an accurate review of A Good Day to Die Hard because I fell asleep, within 5 minutes of the movie starting. All I can tell you is Bruce Willis looks very old, has permanent pukermouth, is really miserable and moans about everything. There isn’t a plot