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Ben Fogle Sells Tea

You don’t have to know who Ben Fogle is to appreciate what a truly terrible advertisement this is. But in case you were wondering according to wiki he is an English adventurer, author, broadcaster and writer who is best known for his presenting roles. So he

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The Many Faces of Clint Eastwood

There have been 4 versions of Clint Eastwood over the years and they can be catagorised into 1) the cowboy,  2) the lawman, 3) the crotchety old man and 4) the wolverine. The silent stoic attitude, the scowl and the snarl are present in all

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Thor The Dark World – review

The plot to Thor The Dark World involves something to do with realms, the Convergence and Aether. Its neither interesting nor makes much sense. All you need to know is that Thor is back on his home turf this time round and his hair looks

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Guilty Pleasures – Sucker Punch

 Hated by the majority, loved by a few. Some say Sucker Punch was ‘critically polarising’, I think less that that, it has been one of the  most negatively reviewed movies from the past 5 years. It was pretty much hated by everyone, apart from me.

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Ender’s Game – review

Having read Ender’s Game I am familiar with the plot, characters and everything that didn’t make the cut. The movie has been trying really hard to distance itself from Orson Scott Cards personal beliefs, he hates not only gay people, but also Obama and fanfiction.

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90s heartthrobs love puppies

If  its one thing girls in the 90s were fond of it had to be a handsome young man in knitwear in close proximity to a dog, especially a puppy.  It not only demonstrates their wholesome values but also their love of small fluffy creatures. Back

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Weekly Roundup – 31 Oct 13

What is with Lady Gagas obsession with being a Mermaid? Did she overwatch The Little Mermaid on VHS as a child perhaps? I guess we should be thankful she doesn’t want to be Simba instead. No matter what those pearly white nashers, gold bow tie

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Big Sean is not big

Besides being a fashion risk taker, a prolific featured artist and a masterful pointer at people, Big Sean, despite what he is trying to convey with his name Big Sean is actually a very small fella. He is like a Borrower small, look at him

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Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa – review

There is a rough plot to Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa, but it is essentially a series of different sketches strung together just like the other Jackass movies. In short Johnny Knoxville is in make up as a pensioner and his eight year old grandson Billy

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The Many Faces of Mark Wahlberg

Mark Wahlbergs regular relaxed face is the angry scowl, similar to  how Jaden Smith has a permanent confused eyebrows look. Mark Wahlberg doesn’t have to act to pull off the angry scowl, he just has to turn up to work, it doesn’t count as a