The Smiths are try hards. Failing at world domination

The Smiths, this clan ↓ Not to be confused with the similar sunny dispositioned The Smiths, the miserable English indie band. I find the Smith Clan very irritating indeed. Its like we are supposed to believe that they are perfect little nuclear family. *cough Trey smith cough* They

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Odd Couples – Juno and Vampire Eric

Please tell me this is untrue. Its feels so wrong like the Earth wants to start rotating the backwards. Maybe she just needed a lift to the chiropractor or something? He is a a fine slice of Swedish Grevé. Even when he’s dressed like a

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The Many Faces Of Claire Danes

Unlike the multi-faced genius that is Britney Spears, Claire Danes only has the one face. However the Claire Danes Cry Face™ has won her two Emmys and four Golden Globes, so she must know how it milk it for all its worth. Homeland has highlighted

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The Many Faces of Britney Spears

I for one will be sad that Britney has got the boot from X-Factor. I have enjoyed seeing her many emotive facial expressions. Poorly advised wardrobe choices and her crystal meth blank face. Thank you for the $15m Who put me in this outfit? Where

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Celebrities who just love the taste of wedding cake

How do celebrities manage to get married then break up and move on to someone else so quickly? Its not like the rest of us who stay miserable and alone for a while, without having to be attached and hitched to someone new straight away. I

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How Bioships are made or How boobs make you famous

So admitting I’m a massive nerd by knowing what a bioship is. (Sorry I’ve watched Farscape before) This video is an educational film into what happens when you try and hump a spaceship. Yes you get a bioship. Also thats the widest boob window I’ve

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Its been a good year for … Channing Tatum

Winner Even if I can never remember if his name is Channing Tatum or Tatum Channing. He was in a fair few films last year, they made loads of dough.  And they were a variety of genres, romance, comedy, action. The boy has range see!

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Celebrity Prison Tattoos – its an elite club but growing everyday

I know its totally on trend to ‘get inked’ but there’s a big difference between a quality tattoo and one done with a lighter and a biro that come with added Hepatitis C. To qualify  as a Celebrity Prison Tattoo (CPT), they must not only look like

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Its been a bad year for … Taylor Kitsch

    Three terrible films in just one year…   Oliver Stone hasn’t made a good film for years. This doesn’t change that. Drug dealers who live like Tilda Swinton. Strike one.           From the toy company that brought you Transformers. Seriously it

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Most Disappointing Movies of 2012

Can not improve on TDK. Plot is full of holes, a bad guy you can’t understand and a catwoman that isn’t sexy. All those actors in one terrible film. Wearing camouflage make up to hide in a white tiled bathroom was the funniest scene. I’d rather be