The Bad Hair Days Of Robert Pattinson
Robert Pattinson often has terrible, terrible hair. Now sometime a role will call for a certain hair style and other times he is just too darn lazy to find some shampoo or ever a comb. Come on RPatz step up your game.
This mop head from How To Be is not a great look and unlike River Phoenix or Jared Leto you can’t blame this one on the 90s. The suit may be borrowed from Ron Burgundy but I’m getting Yahoo Serious vibes from the ‘do.
This posh boy mop from Bel Ami could do with some more gel and a comb … must have spent too long on the bow tie and the horse and carriage had the meter running. But cover it with a hat and problem solved.
In Cosmopolis, when the role means you have to walk round with half a haircut, it doesn’t look all that noticeable .But when you go out in public, it looks like you have woken up in a London that has been deserted after a zombie infection.
Equally its okay going for that wind swept look, (oh moody)but this is more of the tornado hunter look.and this is definitely ‘I woke up late, I have a hang over and I forgot I had somewhere to be’ look.
But like everyone else in Goblet of Fire his hair is so big in every other scene apart from this one. The yule ball scene he looks like the lost member of Spandau Ballet.Then there is Twilight, the first one is Mary Poppins level perfect.But then the sideburn to face to eyebrow ratio changes and he starts looking all Eddie Munster.Then the Just For Men takes overAnd he ain’t so sparkly anymore. (what the undead actually look like)