The Inner Thoughts Of Bella Hadid

Bella Hadid may smile less than Rooney Mara (circa 2011-15) and occasionally look as though she is doing complex equations in her head, and well, maybe she is?

A riddle wrapped in an enigma of an expressionless void. On the surface anyway.


Sometimes she looks confused, most of the time she just looks bored. But I don’t get the impression she ever thinks about scampi and chips like I do.



The only other thing I do know is that she wears clothes for a living and looks a lot older than 20 years.

Secretly she wants to be a breakdancer


And doesn’t know a lot about animals


And should maybe not stand with her mouth open quite so often, it ups the gorm factor.