Category Archives: Weekly Roundup

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Weekly Roundup – 15 May 14

What has Mountain Dew got to do with X-Men First Class? If I drink it will I gain mutant powers? Or perhaps suddenly want to wear an outfit with an exceptional number of buckles and chest enhancing breast plates?  No look, Magneto loves Mountain Dew

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Weekly Roundup – 08 May 14

Adam Levine clams that he doesn’t know why he has gone all platinum blonde. He is lying. He wants to be Fred from Scooby Doo so bad. (Or maybe Legolas).   Miley, oh dear, what are you doing now. Does anyone else see this and

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Weekly Roundup – 24 April 14

Gwen Stefani is so cool she can pull off the sunglasses and hat combo that very few people can handle. We also now know what Moby has been doing with his time. Being a eco friendly painter and decorator.       Er … with

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Weekly Roundup – 08 April 14

Listen Anne Hathaway, in order to get away with wearing nerdy glasses, you have to have a modicum of coolness about you. Otherwise you just look like a big nerd or in this case a bit like shes Melanie Griffith about to steal Sigourney Weavers job.   At

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Weekly Roundup – 01 April 14

Not a lot going on in the world this week, well nothing worth irrelevant ponderings anyway. Joe Jonas, no matter how much he tries to look smoldering and show off some muscle while holding a puppy, JJ is neither cool or sexy. In fact he

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Weekly Roundup – 06 March 14

Yes we’ve all seen the photo that crashed Twitter, but did you notice poor little Nicholas Hoult, always the bridesmaid … especially when the dude on the far right isn’t even famous, (he is only Lupita Nyong’os brother). Houlty must be a bit bitter but,

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Weekly Roundup – 19 February 14

If someone could just confirm that Jared Leto is now actually Jesus Leto I will become a Christian and worship Jesus and his beautiful face everyday. He is majestic, almost as if someone has crossed the innocent face of Jordan Catalano with the flowing locks

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Yearly Roundup 2013

Best place to be: The London Underground You never know when you might accidentally on purpose bump into a god of thunder. Or witness a girl fight of epic proportions      Best use of Britney Spears: Spring Breakers Although missing out from making my

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Weekly Roundup – 30 December13

So Kanye bought Kim a lovely Hermes Birkin handbag for Christmas. It’s a one of a kind because someone has drawn all over it. I would be very much surprised if Mr Yeezus didn’t present the bag like this: Kevin Costner movies are like buses,

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Weekly Roundup – 21 December 13

We all know that Beyonce made another significant step towards world domination this week, she successfully stopped the internet with the launch of her ‘visual album’. So why so pale and angry Bey? She looks like an in-transition werewolf from Ginger Snaps. Justin Bieber doing