Category Archives: Movies

Ben Affleck is a mouth breather

Ben Affleck often has a slack jawed, mouth agape expression plastered on his face, akin to an expiring fish. Now don’t think that just because I have called Ben Affleck a mouth breather that I don’t like him, because Ben Affleck is more than capable

Storks – review

Storks gave up on delivering babies and invested in delivering everything else (basically storks run Amazon) but when (the only human who works with the storks), Tulip accidentally activates the baby factory, she and no.1 delivery stork, Junior must deliver the baby before anyone finds

Weekly Roundup – 16 Dec 16

Last week she was an Everton Mint, this week I am getting Dracula vibes, anyone else see it? (Apart from the sunlight obviously).   The other week we already established that Conor McGregor may not be all that bright because he was unsure about what

Helen Mirren sells beer and cheap yet questionable taxi services

If this commercial looks familiar it is because it the exact same advert used way back in Febuary for the Super Bowl, it has just been released again in December, because apparently people get drunk and drive their cars at Christmas, that’s not cool. But

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Jason Bourne – review

Jason Bourne returns from his retirement hobby of bare knuckle boxing, because Julia Stiles gives him a USB of info about Bourne, other black ops projects and Bournes dad, I think that is about it. Did we really need another Bourne film? Not really. Should

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The disproportionate level of crying in Star Wars

There might be no crying in baseball, but there sure is crying in Star Wars. Not that there is anything wrong the turning on the eye faucet but just think about other movie franchises that span this many movies … hmm 7 movies is quite

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Top 10 Actors with Props

Harrison Ford is tired of taking abuse from that lamp.   I know mobile phones were different back in the 1970s but the fact that Jeff Bridges has managed to get signal from his hand is something else. Shame there is no one to answer

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Weekly Roundup – 10 Dec 16

This weeks roundup is all about people that look like someone else (or sometimes something else). When you asked for an Everton Mint but somebody misunderstood, (blame the accent Marion) and thought you wanted to be an Everton mint.   You’ve seen this meme, right?

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War Dogs – review

Miles Teller is a down on his luck 20 something in the mid-2000s, his luck changes when in gets involved in the business dealings of his old school friend (Jonah Hill), they end up making money taking small government contracts for weapons and the like

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Sylvester Stallone loves punching people

  Much like David Hasselhoff who loves the the finger guns pose, Sylvester Stallone loves a pretend punch. He was been working the fake punch since the 70s and is still happily using the pose on the red carpet. Here is Jason Momoa really getting