Can not improve on TDK. Plot is full of holes, a bad guy you can’t understand and a catwoman that isn’t sexy. All those actors in one terrible film. Wearing camouflage make up to hide in a white tiled bathroom was the funniest scene. I’d rather be
The top ten films I saw at the cinema in 2012 are : (not in any order) Ben Afflecks third film as director, not as good as The Town. But full of tension, good stuff. Not the best film of the year but a very
What is up with Miley Cyrus? All those rubbish celebrity prison tattoos, a president Roosevelt Quote,why exactly ? Cutting her hair, shorter and shorter. Getting engaged, I give it 6 more months before Hemsworth realises shes a bunny boiler and does a runner. Seriously she has
Its just wrong. I turn again to my friend Ed Sheeran. He wakes up in the morning,opens the jewelry box and decides which of the many leather chokers to accompany his dirty, old, holey t-shirt. All that effort is sure to make the girls swoon. He looks
Well if she stopped shouting and had a little think about it. She’d probably find them, they are everywhere. Shes got one on her back. He haz dragon ballz She has a dragon for a best friend. They have an angry dragon. That lives in
I’m the first person to call out that chavs are gross and I cross the road to avoid them and their bad orthodontics. Unless you’re sick and have left the house for food and/or medicine there is no reason to wear jog pants outside. No
The first thing I’m going to do when my time machine arrives is to go back to 1985 pick up an official Desperately Seeking Susan Jacket. That will make me the coolest person ever, for reals. That jacket is so amazing I thought the one
Now I remember, its that inspirational 1985 story of an ugly boy with Cher for a mother, Mask. Matt Smith may think he’s hot but he actually looks like the back end of a honey badger.
They may have been to the gym, joined weight watchers and got inked but it won’t make you popular if you dress like a bunch of hobbits.They must have ditched Merry in the car park too. Or he got distracted by a cookie.
Is it just me or does this guy have the biggest head you’ve ever seen?