Celebrities love to pose when collecting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

When you have a movie that needs promotion, the easiest way to be the centre of attention is to pay your $30,000, buy the selection committee a whole box of KitKat Chunkies and you’re in.

There are very few stock poses that you can do:

If you are a lady, there is the classic  beached mermaid pose, as demonstrated here by Kate Winslet and Scarlett Johansson. It demonstrates the difficulty in looking elegant, controlled and sexy while sitting on the floor.

kate winslet walkScarlett Johansson

 

If you are a man, there is the classic Tebow touchdown pose, as demonstrated here by James Franco and Matt Damon. It is important to maintain eye contact with the paparazzi while contacting the star with only your fingertips. movies-james-franco-hollywood-walk-of-fame Matt+Damon walk star

If you are anyway involved in comedy you are allow lie down and maybe go a little freestyle with the pose. As demonstrated by Danny Divito, Jane Lynch, Mike Myers and Ellen.

DeVito- star walk jaane lynch walk star mike myers Ellen-DeGeneres- star walk

 

If you diverge from these rules it could be dangerous, as demonstrated by Julia Louis-Dreyfus. This is why women don’t do the Tebow. Nice baps.julia louis dreyfus star walkUnless you’re Cate Blanchett. Clever and just a little smug. cate-blanchett-star-hollywood-walk

 

Not enough sitting makes you look like you have somewhere else better to be. I think Swanky is thinking about a nice prawn sandwich she has waiting for her just over there.  Hilary_Swank star walk

Too much sitting and you look like you want to have sex with the ground like Helen Mirren. helen-mirren hollywood-walk-of-fame-

Too much of everything make you look like you died right there on the sidewalk, like Halle Berry.halleberry star walk

 

Kneeling too much makes Vin Diesel look like he is about to go all medieval on his star and punch it in the face. (Also I never knew Vin had Simpson hands).vin_diesel hollywood_walk_of_fame

Too much face and you look like are going to eat something, possibly a live chicken. alice cooper walk star

 

You can always bring an animal with you, in order to distract the attention away from you, look a dog in a sweater with two broken legs. Reese_Witherspoon_Hollywood_Walk_of_Fame

 

Or be like Emma Thompson take a pig and a pint and not give a damn about anything. 
emma thompson star walk

0 thoughts on “Celebrities love to pose when collecting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame”

  1. Z says:

    😂😂😂Emma Thompson. Brilliant

  2. Pingback: Weekly Roundup – 06 Aug 15 | pop babble
  3. Trackback: Weekly Roundup – 06 Aug 15 | pop babble
  4. Pingback: Weekly Roundup – 06 December 15 | pop babble
  5. Trackback: Weekly Roundup – 06 December 15 | pop babble
  6. Pingback: Weekly Roundup -05 May 16 | pop babble
  7. Trackback: Weekly Roundup -05 May 16 | pop babble
  8. Pingback: Weekly Roundup – 16 Dec 16 | pop babble
  9. Trackback: Weekly Roundup – 16 Dec 16 | pop babble

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *